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Jobs

October 2011

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iQuotes

“10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.”
-Anonymous Internet Optimist
Übersetzung

Definition

A job is a position, profession or type of work.

Steve Jobs (1955-2011). Now living in the iClouds. He lived life to the Macs.
Übersetzung

Joblessness Around the World

Zimbabwe: 97% unemployment rate (pretty much everyone except Mugabe)

Afghanistan: 35% (lots of distractions these days)

Spain: 20% (we are all indignant)

Apple Computers: 100% (no more Jobs)
Übersetzung

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs

Dream Jobs: Dictator, pop star, astronaut.

Bad Jobs: Michael Jackson's doctor, Bernie Madoff's accountant.

Other Jobs: Blow jobs, Boob jobs, Steve Jobs (rest in peace).
Übersetzung
Cartoon by Gymglish

Definition

A job is a position, profession or type of work.

Steve Jobs (1955-2011). Now living in the iClouds. He lived life to the Macs.
Übersetzung

Joblessness Around the World

Zimbabwe: 97% unemployment rate (pretty much everyone except Mugabe)

Afghanistan: 35% (lots of distractions these days)

Spain: 20% (we are all indignant)

Apple Computers: 100% (no more Jobs)
Übersetzung

iQuotes

“10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.”
-Anonymous Internet Optimist
Übersetzung

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs

Dream Jobs: Dictator, pop star, astronaut.

Bad Jobs: Michael Jackson's doctor, Bernie Madoff's accountant.

Other Jobs: Blow jobs, Boob jobs, Steve Jobs (rest in peace).
Übersetzung

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