Our characters: Ricardo ‘Rich’ Morning III

Age: 3 years old

Species: Otrichus Fantasticus (Ostrich)

Home town: Los Angeles via Johannesburg

Characteristics: Awesomeness, general greatness, long wingspan, inability to fly, modesty.

Born in South Africa, now a native of Los Angeles, Rich Morning is tall, pink and absolutely charming. His hobbies include eating exotic foods and trying to fly. In his spare time, Rich enjoys partying, roller-blading in the nude, playing high-stakes Monopoly, and cruising the zoo. Currently the host of The Rich Morning Show, the number one talk show in the world (hosted by an ostrich).